Uh-who-da-whadda?

I recently took this test, the results as follows.

Your Birthdate: March 2

You're so intuitive, it's like you have a sixth, seventh, and eighth sense. You connect with others freely and easily - and you tend to have many best friends. Warm and caring, it's hard for you to close your heart to anyone. Affection is like air for you - you need to give and receive it to survive. Your strength: Your universal compassion Your weakness: Your unpredictable mood swings Your power color: Mauve Your power symbol: Butterfly Your power month: February

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Alright, we're all good till about the weakness part. unpredictable mood swings? What the heck? You can TOTALLY tell when I'm about to cheeto chop some guy in the chest. A hoo ahoo. GRRR!
Then the COLOR OF POWER. ...Mauve? It makes me think of gravy for some reason. Lets look this up.
(Mauve (French form of Malva, "mallow") is a pale grayed pink-lilac color, one of many in the range of purples. It is more gray and more blue than a pale tint of magenta would be. Many pale wildflowers called "blue" are mauve.)-Thanks Wikipedia.
PURPLE...Purple...Ya.
Then my SYMBOL OF POWER... not a Pirate. Not a lion, tiger, nor bear. Hedgehog? Echidna???? No, of course not. Tis the butterfly. Back off, man! I'll... flap weakly at you! You never hear of leather-clad guys being Gored (hehe) by butterfly's.
I'M A MAN WITH NEEDS!!! NOT A NEED TO DECORAE NOR ACCESSORIZE!
I need a steak.